Ever want to say something insulting to a Mexican, but they don't speak english? Well, you came to the right place. Just use one of these insults!
Tu eres muy feo.
You are very ugly
Pronunciation: To air-ace moo-ee fay-o
Tu eres muy gordo.
You are very fat.
Pronunciation: To air-ace moo-ee gor-do
Vuelves a mexico, por favor.
Go back to Mexico, please.
Pronunciation: (no idea on how to pronouce that) a (like at the doctor's office) Meh-he-co, poor fav-or
¿Dónde está su cortacésped?
Where is your lawn mower?
Pronunciation: Don-day es-sta sue court-ah-say-sped