The Best Mexican Jokes!
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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?Cuatro Cinco ----- Why can't mexicans be firemen?They can't tell the difference between jose and hose b ----- How do you stop a Mexican tank?Shoot the guy pushing it. ----- Why are Mexicans so short?They all live in basement apartments. ----- How Do You Starve A Mexican?Put Their Food Stamps In Their Work Boots. ----- What do you call 100 mexicans working on a roof?Chingos ----- Juan,carlos,and antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. who wins?Society. ----- What do you call mexican basketball?Juan on Juan. ----- Did you hear about the winner of the mexican beauty contest?Me neither. ----- What do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopuss?I don't know but it could pick lettuce good. ----- Why don't mexicans bbq?The beans fall through the little holes. ----- What are the first 3 words in every mexican cookbook?steal a chicken ----- Did you hear about that one mexican that went to college?yeah.. me neither ----- how do you stop a mexican from robbing your house?put up a help-wanted sign ----- What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican?A bench can support a
family (sorry, that one is really mean) What is it when a Mexican is taking a shower?A miracle. What do you call a pool with a mexican in it?Bean Dip. What do Mexicans pick in the off season?Their nose. A bunch of Mexicans are running down a hill, what is going on?Jail Break. What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW?Grand Theft Auto. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?Any Mexican that can run
jump or swim is in the US! Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?He couldn't find 3 wise
men or a virgin. (burn) Why do Mexicans drive low riders?They are too short to
get into any other type of car. What is the greatest Mexican invention?A solar powered flash
light. Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans?Have you seen a Mexican
do anything right the first time? What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike?Chase after him, it's probably yours! ---- Why are Mexicans so short?When they're young, their parents say, "When you get bigger you have to get a good job." ---- What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?Unemployed. ---- How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?Doesn't matter, they're to short to reach the socket. ---- How do you get 50 Mexicans is a phone booth?Throw food stamps in it. --- |